Saturday, March 10, 2012

Excuse Me?!

two nights ago i was at wal-mart and got hit on. (at WAL-MART!) not once but twice. with the WORST pick-up lines! this has also happened at the dollar store. WHAT ARE THE MEN OF GREENSBORO THINKING?!?! (i know. they're NOT!) so, i've decided that the next time one of these ridiculous pick-up lines gets used on me i am going to turn to the ma... boy, and ask him if that crap has worked before.

gentlemen - note pick up lines and techniques NOT to use:
  • "mmmm gurl you lookin' fine!" - do not EVER "mmmmm gurl" a lady!
  • "yo shawty you workin' dem shoes" - do not EVER "yo shawty" a lady, especially one that is 6' tall! and don't talk about her shoes. now you sound like a chick.
  • don't bump her cart with yours and say "oops i'm just playin" and then creepily follow her down the frozen vegetable aisle - you're creeping her out.
  • don't roll all the windows down in your escalade, play your music and bass as loud as possible and follow her around the parking lot - again, you're creeping her out!
  • "your boyfriend must be lucky" - this is so annoying! don't pull the boyfriend card. if you think she might have a boyfriend, don't talk to her. if you want to know, ask. i hate the assumption.
  • and do not touch her. - nothing is worse than the "accidental" graze. keep your hands to yourself.
being a single ysa in the city of greensboro is hard. but being surround by stupid boys with crappy pick-up lines is even harder! hopefully there will be a change. and soon! where guys will just extend a handshake and introduce themselves... one can dream...
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2 comments:

  1. Leda JohnsonMarch 11, 2012 at 5:37 PM

    I'm writing this because Virginia told me to...and you don't tell Virginia no.

    So, I too was hit on in Walmart the other day, which is ridiculous considering the guy knew I was married because he said something about my husband.

    So,Virginia, to add to your list of things NOT to do to pick up a girl. 1-Do not try to pick-up a girl who you know if married. Homewreckers are not cool. 2-Do not use the line, "How do you spell your first name? It's p-r-e-t-t-y, right?" Really?

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  2. VAis4BloggersMarch 11, 2012 at 8:44 PM

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! the "p-r-e-t-t-y" gets me EVERYtime! next time, let's agree to respond: "close. it's actually g-e-t-o-u-t-o-f-m-y-f-a-c-e!" then walk away!

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