Excuse Me?!

two nights ago i was at wal-mart and got hit on. (at WAL-MART!) not once but twice. with the WORST pick-up lines! this has also happened at the dollar store. WHAT ARE THE MEN OF GREENSBORO THINKING?!?! (i know. they're NOT!) so, i've decided that the next time one of these ridiculous pick-up lines gets used on me i am going to turn to the ma... boy, and ask him if that crap has worked before.

gentlemen - note pick up lines and techniques NOT to use:

• "mmmm gurl you lookin' fine!" - do not EVER "mmmmm gurl" a lady!
• "yo shawty you workin' dem shoes" - do not EVER "yo shawty" a lady, especially one that is 6' tall! and don't talk about her shoes. now you sound like a chick.
• don't bump her cart with yours and say "oops i'm just playin" and then creepily follow her down the frozen vegetable aisle - you're creeping her out.
• don't roll all the windows down in your escalade, play your music and bass as loud as possible and follow her around the parking lot - again, you're creeping her out!
• "your boyfriend must be lucky" - this is so annoying! don't pull the boyfriend card. if you think she might have a boyfriend, don't talk to her. if you want to know, ask. i hate the assumption.
• and do not touch her. - nothing is worse than the "accidental" graze. keep your hands to yourself.

being a single ysa in the city of greensboro is hard. but being surround by stupid boys with crappy pick-up lines is even harder! hopefully there will be a change. and soon! where guys will just extend a handshake and introduce themselves... one can dream...

yup... it's happening...

i've said for months i should blog. mainly because i have so much to say. also because you should hear. at lease half of it is pretty interesting :) some funny things happen to me at work (i manage a 375-unit apartment community) so you'll get some of those stories. i have a CRAZY group of friends and you'll get those stories. but mostly i have the most random of thoughts... those will become your favorite ;) ... maybe ... hopefully.

so. enjoy!